Sunday, March 12, 2006
Arf Arf
One thing I've noticed is that dogs have legs... Most have twice as many as humans do...
Now, if you're one of those people who carry a dog around you've got one question to answer:
Can the dog walk around on its own?
If yes, put it down and let it walk. Its good exercise for the dog, it will help with their nails, and it won't make me want to murder you.
If no, the dog should be killed, and consumed (not necessarily in that order).
Feel free to throw it into the polar bear tank at the zoo. There's a good chance you should die too. If you carry your dog around in a $500 bag and dress your dog in clothes, throw yourself into the tank with the dog.
Thanks in advance.
Yours in Christ,
Mayor
Now, if you're one of those people who carry a dog around you've got one question to answer:
Can the dog walk around on its own?
If yes, put it down and let it walk. Its good exercise for the dog, it will help with their nails, and it won't make me want to murder you.
If no, the dog should be killed, and consumed (not necessarily in that order).
Feel free to throw it into the polar bear tank at the zoo. There's a good chance you should die too. If you carry your dog around in a $500 bag and dress your dog in clothes, throw yourself into the tank with the dog.
Thanks in advance.
Yours in Christ,
Mayor
# posted by Lord Mayor @ 4:53 PM 
